I get less done by 5 a.m. than most people do all day. #fb
So maybe when politicians and pundits make gun references, the audio should drop out, like on the radio versions of hip hop songs. #fb
All roads… (@ City Diner) http://4sq.com/fbFVjO
RT @PassionAndSoul: @davidwraith you are hilarious
RT @sagaston: This Parks and Rec episode needs more Aubrey Plaza. #nerdcrush
I’m at MoKaBe’s Coffeehouse (3606 Arsenal St, at Grand Blvd, St Louis) http://4sq.com/i7iRfw
RT @viviane212: RT @Anon_VV: Everything ██is█████ ████ ████fine ███ █ ████ love. ████ █████ the ███ Egypt ███ ████ government ██ #jan25 …
Ah yeah, time for the “Bob & Elvis Show” up in this piece: http://bit.ly/fNLWiQ @bobcesca_go
RT @IShotGuyDebord: I’m so out of the loop that I didn’t even know the RFT awards were at The Firebird. Not really much point in me show …
RT @TBK365: Whenever I see someone become friends with 14 people at the same time on facebook, I think, “slut.”
RT @KPerish: @davidwraith wait, being a sex guru pays? I’m in the wrong job.
RT @FakeeEtiquette: It is rude to put your Titpics on Twitpic or your Skeetphotos on Tweetphoto.
At Michael O’Brian’s reading. (@ MoKaBe’s Coffeehouse) http://4sq.com/f5DyPL
I can’t believe I almost got into a fight tonight. #fb
RT @Tojosan: @Sadandbeautiful @TBK365 I have yet to meet @davidwraith in person. Hope to soon.
All roads… (@ City Diner w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/gRblBY
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/davidwraith
Have you ever been fired? If so, why?
When I was a child support collector, I hit three of my co-workers. One with my hand, one with a phone and one with a coat hanger. Amazingly enough, I did not get fired. I also kicked a chair out from under the manager of a restaurant where I waited tables and didn’t get fired. How do I get away with this stuff? Ask me anything
If you could attend any concert, what would it be?
Now that I’ve seen the Pixies live, a Talking Heads reunion. Ask me anything
What's the oldest piece of clothing you still own...
A wool trench coat I got when I was 15. I’ve had it for 22 years. I’ve slept on so many floors in that thing. It was like having a sleeping bag everywhere I went. Ask me anything
If you won a million dollars what would you do...
Tithe my 10% to the Lord, then find some safe investments and live off 60 grand a year. And make a movie. Ask me anything
I’d hate to be abducted by aliens. Unless of course, I’d been born with no anus. Then it would be worth it. “Ha! Jokes on you, aliens!” #fb
Today was like Ke$ha driving off a cliff… in my brand new Corvette. I have mixed emotions about it. Good night, space monkeys.
I think Anderson Cooper was designed by Jack Kirby and Stan Lee. He looks like Captain America and Mr. Fantastic had a kid. #fb
I am Jack’s audible interior monologue.
RT @TBK365 Join me at MoKaBe’s today at 3pm for an intimate coffee talk - Privacy & Discretion among the sex-positive community.
RT @mikkipedia: Jesus fucking christ. RT@ebertchicago This ad was run by Giffords’ rightist opponent. http://bit.ly/gX09U8
The Kings Speech. (@ Moolah Theater) http://4sq.com/fzsLVz
RT @shawngarrett: I feel bad for Aron Ralston. He can’t give “127 Hours” two thumbs up.
It takes a nation of millions to hold Michael Ian Black. #MichaelIanBlack.
RT @PostmodSexgeek: Seriously?? Who thought this site name was a good idea??? http://www.ticketjew.com/
Strangest Thing Someone Has Said About Me on the... →
And I thought my night wouldn’t get any stranger. Then I saw this exchange on Formspring.me: Q: Have you ever had sex with black men? A: Actually, no… although I had a dream last week that I…
RT @furrygirl: Stealing is really just militant sharing, you know.
The romantic story of a boy, a girl and a Burger King bathroom. http://twitpic.com/3n6ypp
All roads… (@ City Diner) http://4sq.com/hjVhQ9
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Happy New Year, bitches.#fb