January 2011
37 posts
I get less done by 5 a.m. than most people do all day. #fb
Jan 31st
So maybe when politicians and pundits make gun references, the audio should drop out, like on the radio versions of hip hop songs. #fb
Jan 31st
All roads… (@ City Diner) http://4sq.com/fbFVjO
Jan 30th
RT @PassionAndSoul: @davidwraith you are hilarious
Jan 30th
RT @sagaston: This Parks and Rec episode needs more Aubrey Plaza. #nerdcrush
Jan 29th
I’m at MoKaBe’s Coffeehouse (3606 Arsenal St, at Grand Blvd, St Louis) http://4sq.com/i7iRfw
Jan 29th
RT @viviane212: RT @Anon_VV: Everything ██is█████ ████ ████fine ███ █ ████ love. ████ █████ the ███ Egypt ███ ████ government ██ #jan25 …
Jan 28th
Ah yeah, time for the “Bob & Elvis Show” up in this piece: http://bit.ly/fNLWiQ @bobcesca_go
Jan 27th
RT @IShotGuyDebord: I’m so out of the loop that I didn’t even know the RFT awards were at The Firebird. Not really much point in me show …
Jan 27th
RT @TBK365: Whenever I see someone become friends with 14 people at the same time on facebook, I think, “slut.”
Jan 26th
RT @KPerish: @davidwraith wait, being a sex guru pays? I’m in the wrong job.
Jan 25th
RT @FakeeEtiquette: It is rude to put your Titpics on Twitpic or your Skeetphotos on Tweetphoto.
Jan 24th
At Michael O’Brian’s reading. (@ MoKaBe’s Coffeehouse) http://4sq.com/f5DyPL
Jan 24th
I can’t believe I almost got into a fight tonight. #fb
Jan 23rd
RT @Tojosan: @Sadandbeautiful @TBK365 I have yet to meet @davidwraith in person. Hope to soon.
Jan 23rd
All roads… (@ City Diner w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/gRblBY
Jan 22nd
1 tag
formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/davidwraith
Jan 17th
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Have you ever been fired? If so, why?
When I was a child support collector, I hit three of my co-workers. One with my hand, one with a phone and one with a coat hanger. Amazingly enough, I did not get fired. I also kicked a chair out from under the manager of a restaurant where I waited tables and didn’t get fired. How do I get away with this stuff? Ask me anything
Jan 17th
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If you could attend any concert, what would it be?
Now that I’ve seen the Pixies live, a Talking Heads reunion. Ask me anything
Jan 17th
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What's the oldest piece of clothing you still own...
A wool trench coat I got when I was 15. I’ve had it for 22 years. I’ve slept on so many floors in that thing. It was like having a sleeping bag everywhere I went. Ask me anything
Jan 17th
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If you won a million dollars what would you do...
Tithe my 10% to the Lord, then find some safe investments and live off 60 grand a year. And make a movie. Ask me anything
Jan 17th
I’d hate to be abducted by aliens. Unless of course, I’d been born with no anus. Then it would be worth it. “Ha! Jokes on you, aliens!” #fb
Jan 12th
Today was like Ke$ha driving off a cliff… in my brand new Corvette. I have mixed emotions about it. Good night, space monkeys.
Jan 11th
I think Anderson Cooper was designed by Jack Kirby and Stan Lee. He looks like Captain America and Mr. Fantastic had a kid. #fb
Jan 11th
I am Jack’s audible interior monologue.
Jan 10th
RT @TBK365 Join me at MoKaBe’s today at 3pm for an intimate coffee talk - Privacy & Discretion among the sex-positive community.
Jan 9th
RT @mikkipedia: Jesus fucking christ. RT@ebertchicago This ad was run by Giffords’ rightist opponent. http://bit.ly/gX09U8
Jan 9th
The Kings Speech. (@ Moolah Theater) http://4sq.com/fzsLVz
Jan 9th
RT @shawngarrett: I feel bad for Aron Ralston. He can’t give “127 Hours” two thumbs up.
Jan 8th
It takes a nation of millions to hold Michael Ian Black. #MichaelIanBlack.
Jan 7th
RT @PostmodSexgeek: Seriously?? Who thought this site name was a good idea??? http://www.ticketjew.com/
Jan 6th
Strangest Thing Someone Has Said About Me on the... →
And I thought my night wouldn’t get any stranger. Then I saw this exchange on Formspring.me: Q: Have you ever had sex with black men? A: Actually, no… although I had a dream last week that I…
Jan 6th
RT @furrygirl: Stealing is really just militant sharing, you know.
Jan 5th
The romantic story of a boy, a girl and a Burger King bathroom. http://twitpic.com/3n6ypp
Jan 5th
Zexy! (@the1miss_luna)http://yfrog.com/h4xbpbj
Jan 5th
All roads… (@ City Diner) http://4sq.com/hjVhQ9
Jan 2nd
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Happy New Year, bitches.#fb
Jan 1st